Love's to Blame
Please help!
I'm making a banner for my fic "The Virgin Suicides" and i need help finding pictures. I need teenagers and really young children. The characters are Jasper, Alice, Edward, Bella, Emmett, Rosalie, Victoria and James.
I think this is a good Victoria

and thats all i have.
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Tor
lol copypasta
I'm just copy/pasting this from the-Gazebo, because well.. I can, neener neener.

Summary: An insight into famous ladies man, Charles Swan. Set in canon. M for naughty words and mature themes.
This was given to me a few weeks ago, and I kept meaning to make a post about it, but kept forgetting.
I find it really hard to read stories on Charlie, because, well, most suck at writing him, imo. But this author has nailed it. and I think that's because they've based him on movie Charlie, but is going by the book. If that makes any sense. Probably not, but whatever.
The author only writes short drabbles, and I like that. You don't always need a lot of words to get your point across, and this one doesn't have a lot of words, so it's a win. y/y?
Also, I really like that she's made Charlie a man. A lot of fics forget that he's male.
"He liked his porn in a hard copy format – the internet had too much of everything and not enough of something. Give him a magazine or a VHS of some titties, and he was a happy man. When Renee had left she'd taken his favorite (Big Tittied Women Riding Mustaches) with her. He'd never quite got over the loss."
Read it!
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Fanfiction, Charlie Swan, Victoria, Recommendation Campfire
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IsleDreams
Curious?
So i started reading a fic with a very vague, yet, intriguing summary. Then as I continued on, i found out that E&B met through Match.com. And I kinda stopped reading. I have nothing against dating sites, I've never used one and I have not known anyone who has. I just can't imagine what it's like.
So tell me campers:
Have you used one or know someone who has?
Was it successful?
Is it creepy?
Tell me im curious!!!!!
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ladyinblue6
"Oh well, I hope the serve better beer in hell."
I’ve successfully posted in every Friday Free For All since I joined ADF back in...March, if I’m not mistaken. Go me!
Anyway, this week, I bring you hilarity. Hilarity that only a select few women can enjoy, but all men will enjoy.
I Hope They Serve Better Beer In Hell By Tucker Max
This guy is hilarious, disgusting, a fucking prick, and amazing. I don’t ever want to meet him, he’d tear me to pieces, but I quite enjoy admiring his work from afar.
Here’s what the back of the book says:
“My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole. I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead. But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way: I share my adventures with the world.”
Some reader feedback for you....
“I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don’t believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist.”
“I’ll stay with God as my lord, but you are my saviour. I just finished reading your brilliant stories and I laughed so hard I almost vomited. I want to bring that kind of joy to people. You’re an artist of the highest order and a true humanitarian to boot. I’m in both shock and awe at how much I want to be you.”
Guess which one was from a guy and which one was from a girl, haha?
Although very, very, very offensive and disgusting and horrifying in parts, it’s hilarious. I simultaneously want to be best friends with this guy and tell him where to go. He knows he’s a disgusting asshole and he hears it almost every time he goes out, but God love him for continuing to be the way he is.
They’ve actually made a movie about the book. Thank God the actor’s slightly better looking than the real Tucker Max. I don’t know how he does it. I wouldn’t be attracted to him, but he is quite the charmer.
Anyway, if you don’t find sexist/fat/any offensive joke offensive, read it. If you are sensitive about things like feminism, your weight, or having not only multiple partners, but hundreds of them, don’t even look it up. Seriously. You’ll be so pissed off.
Well, I had a fucking good laugh reading the book at least. Some parts made me want to vomit, yes, and some parts made it clear that Tucker Max would not even take a second glance at me without saying something that would he would probably think of as life-altering, in a bad way of course, but I gotta respect the dude.
Go read it. Hilarity will ensue. I promise.
P.S. My favourite character is SlingBlade. Hands down. That guy made me laugh until I cried. My abs got a serious workout this week while reading.
P.P.S. A little shameless pimpage here... If you're interested in reading a blog about a girl's perspective on drunken assholes, read this. http://thewing-girl.blogspot.com/ I know her. She's sort'a cool. (It's me.)
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Tor
i better find your lovin


Remember Friday Free For all starts at midnight EST and ends Saturday at 5PM EST!
This song has been stuck in my head for days.



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Free For All Friday
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Tor
oh, hustler
OH WHO'S GONNA SLAP MY PRETTY ASS?
OHHHH CUZ YOU KNOW THAT I'M THE BEST
OHHHHH WHO WANTS A PIECE OF MY FINE ASS?
BIG TUSHY HO'S EVERYBODY KNOWS WE ARE THE BEST
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Victoria, Shenanigans
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WriteOnTime
More Fridge Notes: A Love Story
Hey! Yeah. Does exactly what it says on the tin, really. More of the same from myself, ciaobella27, and littlesecret84. Here, in their own handwriting (okay, sort of, idk), are fridge notes between Rob and Kris (Tor is brilliant and provided these memo backgrounds, which made us cackle like hyenas):







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greeen goldfish
BONES

LET'S DISCUSS THAT FINALE, SHALL WE?
This campfire has not been approved. It's dangerously bold. Let's just hope Big Purple Font is in a good mood. WE NEEDED TO DISCUSS IT, OK? I KNOW YOU HAVEN'T WATCHED YET, BUT SOME OF US HAVE.
eta: I AM NOT SETTING A GOOD EXAMPLE. YOU SHOULD NEVER START UNAPPROVED OFF TOPIC CAMPFIRES. I'M ONLY DOING THIS ONE B/C I'M RELATIVELY SURE BONES IS A DE FACTO EXCEPTION TO THE OFF TOPIC RULE. (the big purple font isnt even here yet and im already cowering in fear. can you tell?)
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grown.ass.woman
Sorry Edward.... I like Jacob now...

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emibella
Pimp+Rec=Fic+Book
This weeks Pimp&Rec challenge:
Pimp the Fic written by yourself or a friend (or just something you love)
and
Rec one real, published book

Many of us are entering summertime meaning that we enjoy the portability that books offer, plus, we all should remember to read a book now and then right?
So go forth and PIMP a FIC and REC a Book
(and of course, you can pimp and rec as many books or fics that you want. I am lax on the rules. I am nice that way.)
Remember to tell us WHY you love the Fic/Book and post pictures of banners and book covers to make the page nice and pretty!
Tags:
Robert Pattinson, Recommendation Campfire, Pimp it
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Capricorn75
Rob's new leading lady has a big ol' butt

NO, NOT HER.

Her.
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artzyme
water for elephants *pics of rob as Jacob*
SO I'm fairly new here and this is my first campfire : ) i thought this would be an awesome 1st campfire for me to start : )
So as most of us ladies know rob is playing jacob on water for Elephants and he just started filming recently....
I love him...lol
Pics are inside so click!
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Robert Pattinson
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flor_p
UNF
I just had to post this gif... I don't know if there's a better quality one out there, but when I saw it, all that my mind could come up with was
UUUUNNNFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Tags:
Edward, Eclipse
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lepi19
Fic help!
I've been a lurker here for a while, but lately I've been thinking of these fics that I read a while ago and I can't figure out which ones they were, and can't get them out of my head.
So, I have come to you. AH, Bella found this note that Edward wrote 5 years ago (on the back of a picture perhaps???) and it has a small portion of the lyrics to 5 years time by Noah and the Whale. I'm 90% sure this is a very popular fic, and right after she found this she thought "I'm going to marry this man." I'm sorry, but that's all I can remember.
This next part may or may not be from the same fic as that one, but I'd like to know regardless, 99% sure this was AH as well. All I remember is that somewhere, somehow, these lyrics went into the story, and it wasn't the playlist for the chapter in the A/N. "This rather simple epitaph can save your hide, your falling mind. Fate isn't what we're up against, there's no design, no flaw to find." From "Young Pilgrims" by The Shins, and yes, that's literally all I have for you, but I'm mostly sure this was a very popular fic.
Thanks in advance!
Tags:
Fanfiction
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pixievamp
Edward Threatens Jacob in HD
Slightly longer than the one shown on Oprah:
Tags:
Eclipse
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emibella
ADF Project Postcard - International Edition
Hi Campers! Things have been CRAZY BUSY for me these past two weeks but I wanted to let ALL of you know that the Postcard Project was a phenomenal success! Over 180 postcards were collected from all around the world but since 108 of those were from the USA, I would like to break up telling you about our campers who participated into a series of posts. I have ADF Project Postcard - International Edition, ADF Project Postcard - US Edition, and ADF Project Postcard - The Event.
It took FOREVER for me to figure out how I was going to get everyone to say which postcard is theirs, so I have placed each of the postcards in it's own spot for comments
RIGHT HERE for you to "OFFICIALLY CLAIM YOURS"
and, of course, you can claim them in the comments as well.
I would like to make sure that they are all officially claimed, though, since it would be great to see who sent what, so remember to go here
ADF Project Postcard
...you will have to scroll to the bottom and go to "older posts" to see all of them (or check out the sidebar)
Also, you can click on each of the pictures to make them bigger on the linked site as well.
Here is a taste of what is there:



but click the link, there are MANY MANY more.
Once most of these are claimed we will do something else special with them. I don't know what yet. But I am trying to get someone extremely creative and very talented to do something great (not that I am trying to butter her up)...if you have any ideas, let us know but remember to GO CLAIM YOUR POSTCARD!
(and the pimp post will be coming soon...I missed it last night because, like I said, crazy busy)
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Eclipse
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charlyfarly3
Having a Dickward
My Mum and I were talking this evening about how she met my dad at a pub through a friend and at first she hated him. She thought he was full of BS basically. That's until she actually GOT TO KNOW him.
Now, i've also been reading lots of fanfics of Dickward and kinda wish I had my own too.
What I want to know is, have you known any Dickwards in your life? Are they worth it? Did you hate your (ex)boyfriend/girlfriend before you knew the real them?
FYT (and because I love this pic)

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nosleep3
Carlisle: Top of Forbes Fictional Fifteen
Please check this weird, goofy video. (Sorry, I can't embed it.)
video.forbes.com/fvn/fictional-15-10/billionaire-vampire-carlisle-cullen
Apparently Carlisle is the richest fictional character on the Forbes list, beating out Scrooge MacDuck AND Richie Rich, with his personal wealth valued at $34.1 billion.
The IRS is also looking into him for backtaxes on the last 300 years of interest and stock market dividends. No word yet on why a 234-year-old nation expects backtaxes for the last 3 centuries, only one of which has been spent in North America.
So, campers, what do you think? Is this an accurate assessment of Dr. Cullen's wealth? Do you really think he's guilty of tax evasion, especially now that the IRS requires citizens to claim their Swiss bank accounts? And since when are the Volturi his "sugar daddies," and why would that be taxable income?
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Carlisle Cullen
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wtvoc
sup
whatcha doin?
spring is here, summer's breathing down our necks. it's a gorgeous day here in southern california. i just went to yoga class and i'm headin' off to the costco to raise an eyebrow at the twilighty covers of p&p, WH, and YA novels to get lunch meat and beer.
what're you up to?
what's for dinner?
what fics are you loving?please provide linkage
what season finales are you looking forward to/still mulling over? omg bones tonight, lost sunday i am excite
have you purchased your eclipse tickets yet?
talk to me, campers.
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wolvesnvamps
Only in New York
It's the start of tourist season in NYC and we welcome them in classic NY style. This was taken yesterday on 5th Avenue. I love this city SFM.

Show us pictures of where you live and tell us why you love your hometown!
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